"Michelle is a comedy writer of great dimension, or is it dementia, I'm not sure..." -Dr. Von Hedshrinken |
"It's high-concept, destined to catapult to the highest level of success. A real winner! (then, whispering) ...Wait, whose crap am I talking about here? Michelle Spitz? Is that my client?" -Her Agent |
"I writed a script too, but it wasnt' as good as any of hers is." -Dug "I wanted her to become a lawyer. She did this just to punish me." -Her father |
"Michelle Spitz is the most brilliant writer to date. She pens each word with wisdom, hilarity and heart, displaying the nuance and poetry of Shakespeare, the gripping suspense of Grisham, with insight far surpassing all great thinkers of our time. Yet all of these qualities pale in comparison to her undying and profound humility." -Michelle Spitz |
"Honey, you forgot to turn off the VCR again." -Andrew Spitz |
In Praise of Michelle Spitz |
"I always knew something was wrong with her. She had spinning eyes." -Anonymous |
"Must be smart; went to Brandeis." -Woody Allen |
Hit play for elevator rendition of Beatle's "Michelle" |